IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? How about all 3, one after the other? ;)
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Great, I was totally into it. haha.
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Hesher. :3
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: My boyfriend. *le sigh*
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: some where that is completly rank smelly and dirty.
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ [I squirted for the first time ]
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: …watching someone get raped in a movie. >.>
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:I like having hands on me so…
• 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: i’d try rope first or a tie.
• 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: show me your genitals. ;) hahahaha
• 11: Top or bottom? I like both. Smer.
• 12: We were about to __sex____ but then __he thought I said another dudes name half way in and quit__
• 13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]  <That happeneds too. 
• 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is good enuff if you’re with your lover, if your alone nothing beats hitting a few out the park.  ;)
• 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: i used to have a fuck load of condoms, but they gone now.
• 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: My Honey Bunch of Oats <3
• 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:(Dislike) when they dont know what their doing or if they dont do it at all. Like (If they are a fucking god between the thighs <3 )
• 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: … The shocker. Bleh. HAha
• 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I have. I dont think I taste bad, i’ve also been told numorous times I taste like really sweet fruit. :3
• 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:  LOL Yeah. If yous been together for a long time and your both clean and cautious. 
• 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? That would have to be one of my college professors. forgot his name tho.
• 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: strawberries 
• 23: How big is too big (peniswise): 11 1/2 is getting a little bit up there in painlevel.
• 24: One sexual thing you would never do: devils 3 way. LOL JK.
• 25: Biggest turn on: confidence and roughness.
• 26: Three spots that drive you insane: kissing behind my ear, down my neck and my lower stomache.
• 27: Worst possible time to get horny: in a car surrounded by nonfuckable people on a long road trip.
• 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Mmm fuck yeah.
• 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Pffffht.
• 30: How much fapping is too much fapping: For me, never too much. :)
• 31: Best sexual complement you ever got: “You’re so fuckin sexy, Your like a feline sex goddess.”
• 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: landing strip. sexy.
• 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: uhm.. depends? I dunno.
• 34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ___bring home chinease food___, we are fuckin”
• 35: What your favorite part of your body: my vagina. lmao. I love it.
• 36: Favorite foreplay activities: hardcore making out, touching, petting. 
• 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] love is greater than sex. 
• 38: What do you wear to bed? depends. sometims a tee and undercrackers sometimes just undercrackers.. or if its cold i’ll cuddle in with a pair of my boyfriends pajamas.
• 39: When was the first time you masturbated: bout 6 or so years ago.
• 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? lol no.
• 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? It’s been a while..
• 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I have. 
• 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? been pretty close but I dunno. I don’t like to share whats mine.
• 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? usualy just my hands.
• 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? I would yes. 
• 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? ofcourse. coulda joined the mile high club on a flight from chicago to Tornto but I had my lady time. -_-
• 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Drank in my Cup- Elektic red
• 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? dude, just fuckin give my mind a second and itll spring up with something random and I’ll wanna fuck.
• 49: Most attractive celebrity? Johnny Depp. Always
• 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Yes, yes. cuz it’s hot, hot, HOT!
• 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now it.. would be like a couple days old in my uterous? 
• 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I sure hope not.
• 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? when a guy’s being selfish.
• 54: Do you have stretch marks? meh only like 2 on my boobs.
• 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? hardly there
• 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? neep. barely noticable.
• 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Yeah, If I’m in the mood for it.
• 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? fuckin sexy.
• 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? No thanks. I dont want no one minute man.
• 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? asperagas? LOL
• 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? nope.
• 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No, but I really need some.
• 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? nah. IT’S MINE! MAKE YOUR OWN!
• 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? I’d be like, fuck you. you first then you can pay for mine, IF i decide to.
• 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? PornStar. Noone buys prostitues nice shit from Amazon and they dont make as much as pornstars in one day.
• 66: Do you watch porn? yeah, I’m a HUGE Kristina Rose Fan <3
• 67: How small is too small? Too small as soon as my hands on it & it dissapears.. I have small hands. So, thats a NoGo.
• 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? tons o times
• 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?My boyfrien. Ofcourse it means he loves me.
• 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? I dont have a phone.. I dont have any friends.. so.. thats dumb. LOL
• 71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Fuck yeah. I love it. Unless your wearing uncomfy jeans.
• 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Errrh, yeah if it was a wild bush I’d come right back up.
• 73: If you could give yourself head, would you? LMFAO! I Dunno about that one.. maybe once? HAHAa
• 74: Booty or Boobs? Both.
• 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? King Thor or Homewrecker. :3
• 76: Have you ever been on an official date?Yes.
• 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes, he wasnt around for me anymore. He was neglecting me. So, I was like fuck it. I’m done with you. I’ll find someone who has time for me.
• 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Tantaloots! :D HAHAHAHAH
• 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No. I dunno. their bed sucks.
• 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I’d never sleep in it again.
• 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? first time I saw a peen, I dunno I think it was a porn and I was like 9. It looked weird. like an eel. A vagina was just really bushy and used up. Old skool porn.. gross. LMAO